Online Dating Tips
What your online date says
(and what he/she actually means)
I m looking for someone to chat to.
(Guy : I m actually chatting with a dozen other girls to
think I m a decent guy and try to trick them into coming
out.)
(Girl : I m actually michael jackson in disguise looking
for young boys to talk to.)
I lived alone.
(You can come over to my place anytime for some mind blowing
sex.)
I just broke up.
(I need to catch your attention now.)
I like to play sports.
(Guy : Well, I do consider sex a form of exercise...)
(Girl : Well, I do consider shopping a form of exercise...)
I m a professional working in the city.
(Guy : I m a professional pimp working in las vegas city.)
(Girl : I m a professional social escort looking for idiots
to con their hard earn money online.)
I drive to work everyday.
(I need you to think I m a rich idiot that needs love when
all I need is some money from you in future for my "car
installments".)
I think character is more important than looks.
(Guy : I ll say anything to make you my sex slave...)
(Girl : Of course character is more important than looks...
However, money is definitely more important than character...)
Can we meet?
(Guy : I want to see if you qualify to work as a hooker
for me.)
(Girl : I want to see if you re wealthy ehough for me to
cheat.)
